The 13 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names of All Time

What happens when celebrities have babies? Instead of sticking with unique, not-too-far-out-of-the-box monikers, they endow their celebutots with over-the-top names. Some are so crazy, in fact, that we just can’t help but shake our heads at the choice.

Last week, when Busy Philipps welcomed her second daughter to the world, we sat on the edge of our seats waiting for the two-time mama and her husband, Marc Silverstein, to release the details on their little girl’s name. The duo named their first born Birdie Leigh (a name I actually love), so we assumed they’d follow suit and give their newest addition a name that flowed well with her big sister’s. What we weren’t ready for, however, was the name they actually went with.

Here’s what Busy and Marc named their little babe (and 12 other Hollywood kids with crazy names of their own!):

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Cricket Pearl Philipps

Parents: Busy Philipps and Marc Silverstein

With a Birdie and a now a Cricket, there's no denying the Philipps-Silverstein girls' are going to be heavy into nature.
Us Weekly
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North West

Parents: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In a move that shocked us all, Kim and Yeezy took a cue from a compass when naming their daughter. Now, she'll never have to wonder which way up.
Photo: NY Daily News
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Rainbow Aurora Rotella

Parents: Holly Madison and Pasquale Rotella

Former Playboy girl Holly Madison was definitely inspired by colors when she welcomed her baby bundle!
Photo: People
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Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson

Parents: Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson

Even though Uma and her beau couldn't pick just one name, surprise! Baby girl isn't even going to be called any of those names. She'll go by Luna. So, why didn't the just name her that in the first place?
Photo: WetPaint
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Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa

Parents: Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa

Nakoa is a name I actually like. But Nakoa-Wolf Manajauapo? Forget it. I can't even pronounce that.
Photo: WetPaint
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Mars Merkaba Thedford

Parents: Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica

Baby's name just proves how other worldly he is!
Photo: WetPaint
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Kyd Miller Duchovny

Parents: David Duchovny and Te Leoni

So, what happens when Kyd grows up? Will they petition the courts to change his name to "Adult"?
Photo: Us Weekly
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Jermajesty Jackson

Parents: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza

This just proves that when you're a true Jackson, you can put a "Jer" prefix on anything. Jerdumb. Jercrazy. JerWhyDidYouNameYourKidThat.
Photo: Just Jared
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Buddy Bear Oliver

Parents: Jamie and Jools Oliver

I like "Buddy" as a nickname but as a first name? Not sure it works. And Bear? Please.
Photo Courtesy of TheKindLife.com
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Bear Blu Jarecki

Parents: Alicia Silverstone and Christopher Jarecki

Get this: Not only is Bear Blu named Bear Blu, but he also has a friend named Panther, which makes their playdates together the most horrifying thing ever.
Photo: DemBabies.com
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Moroccan and Monroe Cannon

Parents: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

I guess when you're Mariah Carey you can do whatever you want.
Photo: People Moms & Babies
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Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Parents: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

Inspired by the borough and the book, Bronx will never have to worry about people mispronouncing his name! (But still.)
Photo: People Moms & Babies
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Apple Martin

Parents: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

I suppose we've all got Apple Martin to thank for the crazy celeb baby name trend. When Goop gave birth to her baby girl, she shocked the world with her name choice. Now, choosing a quirky, unusual moniker is just commonplace. Thanks a lot, Apple.

What’s the worst celebrity baby name you’ve ever heard?

Plus, more from The Bump:

The Craziest Celebrity Baby Names of All Time

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