Attention NYC Moms: The Pump and Dump Show Is Coming Your Way!

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Chances are this isn’t the first time you’ve heard of the dynamic duo of Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee — these hilarious ladies have contributed to our blog before. (Need a quick ego boost? Check out 10 Reasons You’re An Awesome Mom.) This summer and fall, they’re touring the country with their Pump and Dump comedy show, during which you’ll commiserate with other parents and shamelessly make fun of your kids.

Next stop: NYC, baby!

A little more on the ladies that make up The Pump and Dump: Ferm is a comedian, and mom to a one- and three-year-old. Tee (sorry, MC Doula), also mom to a three-year-old, is her coach. It all started in their native Denver back in 2012, when Ferm came up with the idea for the show in the shower.

Each show is an hour and a half, so that, as their website says, “you can be back home and in bed by 10 p.m.” But until then, get ready for a night of drinking, swearing, music and prizes. More specifically, you can look forward to original songs like “I Wanna Come Back As a Dad,” and games like “Stump the Gyno.” Also, be prepared to write down the most “F-ed up Thing Your Kids Did This Week.”

Needless to say, kids are not invited. Find a sitter, and remind yourself you’re still who you once were.

See you there, New York Bumpies: July 30, 7 p.m., Joe’s Pub. Tickets are $20.

More tour dates and locations can be found here.