the pump and dump show

Even More Moms Confess the Most F-cked Up Things Their Kids Did

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Sometimes we feel like parenting is one big collection of OH NO YOU DIDN’T and SPIT IT OUT!! moments. And just when we feel like our kids might have reached an all-time pinnacle of gross for the week, we perform another Pump and Dump show and collect these cards from our audience so other parents can share messed up... Read more

You Asked, The Pump and Dump Ladies Answered

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Meet Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee, the ladies behind The Bump Pump and Dump Validation Tour. These Denver-based moms are here to remind you that even on your worst parenting day, you’re doing a great job. And whether it’s via song at their parentally-incorrect live comedy shows or via blog post on The Bump,... Read more

Moms in Comedy: A List for 2015

Pump an Dump ladies on bikesCrystal Allen Photography
Meet Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee, the ladies behind The Pump and Dump Validation Tour. These Denver-based moms are here to remind you that even on your worst parenting day, you're doing a great job. And whether it's via song at their parentally-incorrect live comedy shows or via blog post on The Bump,... Read more

Lies You Tell Yourself Before You Have A Baby

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There are many surprises that come with having your first child. Everyone tells you that you'll never really be prepared, and we bet you never believed it until you realized you were never prepared.  The poop, the spit up, the exhaustion... these are surprises. But so are the lies we told ourselves before we became... Read more